July 01, 2005

Do not wear after Aug 2008

I appreciate how shredded cheese comes in a re-sealable bag to help it stay fresh as long as possible. The same goes for tortillas and Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies. However, i was a bit surprised to find that t-shirts now come in a re-sealable bag. Seriously, what's the point of that? Should i be concerned with the freshness of my undergarments? Should i keep them in the bag until just before i want to put them on? I'm getting worried that there is a very important t-shirt lesson that i never learned.

t-shrits in a resealable bag

On a barely related note, there has no been no other recent apparel innovation to make my body quite as happy as tagless t-shirts.

Posted by Matthew at July 1, 2005 06:20 PM
Comments

If they come in a re-sealable bag and you decide to return them, then the store can put them back on the shelf and not worry about the ripped bag. It is, however, kind of gross to think that someone could have worn the tshirts and then returned them without washing. The moral of this story is, if you buy tshirts in re-sealable bags that have alredy been opened, prepare for disease.

Posted by: Kristi at July 2, 2005 04:54 PM

Matthew, Where do you come up with this stuff? You are absolutely hilarious! I haven't laughed like this in a while.

JJ

Posted by: JJJohnnyJohn.com at July 8, 2005 11:16 AM

JJ, i'm just a guy with way too much time on his hands. You should feel sorry for me.

Posted by: Matthew at July 9, 2005 10:15 PM